December 2009
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He loves my body, something I wish I could do.
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And for a moment, Shirley Phelps-Roper almost...
I was watching a Crank Call made to Shirley Phelps-Roper & admist the crazy batshit ramblings there came a moment where she was almost human. On the topic of what kind of music did she listen to.
“There was a day when I thought it was pleasant to listen to some Barbara Streisand music, or listen to some Elton John music - so just that type, along that genre - I thought that music was...
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As a child I think there was foreshadowing that...
The first word I ever spoke was “Cheers” & I’d clank glasses with my Great-Aunt. I used to hold bottles of beer in my pockets on the plane rides out to Ontario when I went to see her. You can’t do that anymore. Oh and the first thing i ever learned to read was a liquor store sign - to which my grandmother told me never to tell my mother. In the mornings I used to finish...
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Stop being such a hater
– Shirley Phelps-Roper
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I look, I bleed, I beg and pray - I'm better off...
Karina: Uhm actually, my mother got me into Radiohead.
Chris: I borrowed "OK computer" from my dad and he nearly beat me.
Karina: I was a Pablo Honey kid.
Chris: I envy your childhood.
Karina: I certainly dont.
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LOOKBOOK.nu: "BLACK MAGIC." by Brittany Burnett →
Its love. I need her, in my pocket.
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And hold tight, shut your eyes, girl, you suit me for size.
– Hold tight, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, & tich
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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back...
– Two Dead Boys
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All of my status' are lyrics.
Words used the most:
1): love - used 34 times 2): youre - used 29 times 3): let - used 24 times 4): thinks - used 24 times 5): were - used 24 times 6): too - used 21 times 7): never - used 20 times 8): them - used 20 times 9): little - used 20 times 10): life - used 18 times
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God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with.
– Cyndi Lauper
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If Michael Rault was a space pilot, would you...
Thanks facebook, you made my already shit morning even shittier. But to answer the question, I think the answer is yes - but only if hes not wearing socks & I have a kickass helmet.
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I heard people make babies to my music, I think that’s pretty sexy.
– Barry White
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Merry fucking Christmas, i have lacerations in my...
What a fucking day. I hate hospitals, I hate hearing that ive torn my bits in 3 places. Luckily they’re only first degree and not requiring surgery and the horrible pain should be gone within 3-4 days. Hello new “most embarrising sex story ever” I’d like to thank the holidays for not letting me bleed to death.
What a fucking day.
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i can’t believe i let you fuck me with a loaded rifle.
– Nerve Dating Confessions
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My favourite Starbucks "The way I see it" cup to...
The Way I See It #141
I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stumped by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’ They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.
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Masterplan: dude, girls ALWAYS refuse kisses, you have to slap that chick up,
teach her whos boss, tie her up if you have to.
oh, and to sweeten her up, bring her some gummy bears,
bitches LOVE gummy bears.
srsly dude, gummy bears. they work the same as diamonds,
but they're even better cuz they're edible.
she'll pretty much have to.
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you only have power over people as long as you dont take everything away from...
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